Effectively killing friendships
Quickest way to make sure your friendship dies with someone? Move in with them. It’s a sure fire way to say: Hey let’s just ignore each other for a couple days and sit in our rooms and be as quiet as possible so that the other person thinks you’re dead or not home. I mean yeah I chose to move in, but shit now I know why the previous tenant wasn’t home, ever. It took me two days to move in, and I’m supposed to live here for four months. I don’t fucking think so lol. I give it one month, tops. I’ll be home by Christmas, guaranteed.